Through your merit and generosity, you have bought your way into Parliament.

• The title of Viscount or Viscountess
• An advert-free feed
• The right to cast your vote in polls

You are a trusted confidante of the king, an honoured friend, and have been richly rewarded with the following honours.

• The title of Marquess or Marchioness
• An Advert-Free Feed 
• The right to cast your vote in polls
• A shout out at the end of podcast episodes
• Access to my scripts 

You are part of the Royal Family, by blood or by favour. None are more favoured than you.

• The title of Duke or Duchess 
• An Advert-Free Feed 
• The right to cast your vote in polls
• A shout out at the end of podcast episodes
• Access to my scripts 
• Early Access to episodes*

The King plays favourites, and money talks. You have the king's ear in all matters foreign and domestic.

• All previous rewards
• Free merchandise. If I ever have any, you get first pick, no questions asked (other than where to send it!)
• Free signed copies of any academic publications of mine.
• Unparalleled access to behind-the-scenes of the podcast. Schedules, notes, scripts, recording errors, you name it.
• My eternal and life-long gratitude. Seriously. This is a lot of money!

Most of these rewards are largely hypothetical at this point, but I thought I'd put it out there anyway. It goes without saying that if anyone pledges to this tier, I will move heaven and earth to make it worthwhile.