Sam and Jordan

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Beachwood Bison

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You've done something incredible, something we never could have anticipated. You have given us money for watching Kyle XY. You are amazing, and we love you. As thanks, you will gain a mildly special role in our Discord plus access to all of our bonus content: fanfic readings, talking about Teen Movies, and more!
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Beachwood Pirate

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Oh jeez, maybe I set the bar too high with that last one. Five dollars? I don't even know what to say. For five dollars we'll give you a shoutout in the podcast, a pretty special role in our Discord, and you* can make Sam or Jordan say anything you want** in Kyle voice.*** ASMR mandatory****.

*One patron per episode
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***Please submit via Patreon message
****Not really
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Honorary Trager

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You're out of your mind. For $10 a month, you get all of the previous rewards, plus an incredibly special role in our Discord that allows you to listen in on our recordings live (typically around 6 PM PST on Wednesdays.)
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About Sam and Jordan

Hi! We're two brothers who love to watch TV we hate. From 2017-2020, we did a podcast about the very popular and relevant TV show, the Secret Life of the American Teenager, which Sam had seen and Jordan hadn't. For 2021, we're watching the slightly less (but still very) popular and relevant TV show, Kyle XY, which neither of us have seen, because nobody has! Will we love to see it? Probably not. Will you love to hear it? Yes! It's that easy!

Subscribe to us here to support us in our endeavors, and get access to all of our bonus content, past, present, and future*, plus the other rewards listed wherever Patreon currently lists them! Above? To the right? Your guess is as good as mine! Thanks!

*Future content coming soon

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Betty time! We will rewatch every single episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager featuring Jennifer Coolidge as Funny Betty!
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