Chris Boeskool
Chris Boeskool
creating A Kick Ass Blog
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$2
/ monthYou’ll have access to Patron-Only posts, and you’ll also get to be a part of all of the conversations on the Patreon Activity Feed where we discuss all the important things happening in the world…. In other words, Cat Pictures.
Also, each time I publish a new blog post, I will thank one random patron by name who is supporting me at the end of my post. This might be a shout out, a picture, a poem… Or if you are also a blogger, maybe a plug for your page. I don’t know. It will be fun.
Also, each time I publish a new blog post, I will thank one random patron by name who is supporting me at the end of my post. This might be a shout out, a picture, a poem… Or if you are also a blogger, maybe a plug for your page. I don’t know. It will be fun.
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$5
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At this level, you will receive an autographed 5x7 glossy print of me mowing my lawn with my shirt off. You can hang this in your room and use it as the natural aphrodisiac that it is, you can give it away as a Dirty Santa/White Elephant gift, or you can hang it in your office cubicle at work if you have a job you don’t really feel like keeping. You could even play a really fun game called "Find The Whistling Gorilla." The world is your oyster….$10
/ monthI’ll write an original poem in your honor, and I’ll post it to my blog in a new section called “Poems.” I will also hand write a copy for you, sign it, and send it to you. Then, someday when I’m totally famous, you can sell that hand-written poem on eBay, and buy yourself a really nice patio furniture set. Or a cup of coffee… Depends on how famous I get.
$2
/ monthYou’ll have access to Patron-Only posts, and you’ll also get to be a part of all of the conversations on the Patreon Activity Feed where we discuss all the important things happening in the world…. In other words, Cat Pictures.
Also, each time I publish a new blog post, I will thank one random patron by name who is supporting me at the end of my post. This might be a shout out, a picture, a poem… Or if you are also a blogger, maybe a plug for your page. I don’t know. It will be fun.
Also, each time I publish a new blog post, I will thank one random patron by name who is supporting me at the end of my post. This might be a shout out, a picture, a poem… Or if you are also a blogger, maybe a plug for your page. I don’t know. It will be fun.
YOU MIGHT LIKE
$5
/ monthAt this level, you will receive an autographed 5x7 glossy print of me mowing my lawn with my shirt off. You can hang this in your room and use it as the natural aphrodisiac that it is, you can give it away as a Dirty Santa/White Elephant gift, or you can hang it in your office cubicle at work if you have a job you don’t really feel like keeping. You could even play a really fun game called "Find The Whistling Gorilla." The world is your oyster….$10
/ monthI’ll write an original poem in your honor, and I’ll post it to my blog in a new section called “Poems.” I will also hand write a copy for you, sign it, and send it to you. Then, someday when I’m totally famous, you can sell that hand-written poem on eBay, and buy yourself a really nice patio furniture set. Or a cup of coffee… Depends on how famous I get.
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Right now I post my blog on a free WordPress page, and they put a few ads up to help them pay for their site. At this level, I will figure out how to have one of those fancy, newfangled websites of my own that someone else is not running ads on…. I’m not exactly sure how to do this, but I know people who are way smarter than me.