Crystal Santoría

Crystal Santoría

Creating podcasts that feed the soul and seduce your mind.

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Baby, you have reached the kitchen. Go behind the scenes on some of the wildest plots. Catch never before episodes just for you.
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Oh you want all the smoke with our VIP Lights Out package. We invite you upstairs to a private room. Get every exclusive and you can even help me create.
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About Crystal Santoría

I've always been one to mind jump into stories and dive off cliffs of poetry but that's how you know the definition of YOU. 

The stories being told whether narrative from books or spoken word are thought provoking, mind seducing, and a rollercoaster. 

Enter the C.S. Café at your own risk!

Let us SEDUCE YOUR MIND!

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