Andrew Heaton

Andrew Heaton

Creating A Political Orphanage

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You are a snazzy and articulate political orphan who has the most stylish of eyewear ever devised by gods or men!

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You are a steampunk baron and everyone fears, loves, and respects you simultaneously.

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A mug! A mug of your choice! The Political Orphanage, Snuffy's, Friday Release Valve, or Alienating the Audience
● Exclusive invite-only live chats with Heaton and other Top Hat-level political orphans during our online whisky tipples.
● Weekly bonus episodes
●  Access to Discord, and the secret Facebook group


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About Andrew Heaton

Are you a political misfit who would rather hear jokes than make outrage your hobby? Are you tired of the endless, exhausting, existential battle between Red Team and Blue Team? Then welcome to the political orphanage! Here's your soup.

Andrew Heaton is a comedian and political satirist who is making a weekly podcast for other snazzy misfits like you.

It's funny, weekly, and independent.

If you want to help Heaton figure out what direction go to, become a stakeholder! Join the political orphanage. 

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