Cory O'Brien

Cory O'Brien

creating swear words.

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LIL FUCKER

$1
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For 1 dollar per month you get access to my whole archive of swears (except for the most recent one), plus some other random posts and the warm glow of philanthropy.

FUCKLAD

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As a person who has made a living cursing on the internet for the past six years, I am better at swearing than I am at literally anything else. Each month, for the price of a cup of coffee, I will send you a brand new swear or an essay on advanced swearing techniques. Use this forbidden knowledge to alienate your friends, dismantle your enemies, and express your displeasure at being short one cup of coffee this month. (Includes access to the latest Swear of the Month, plus the full archives)
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FUCKDAD

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If you are some sort of Uncle Pennybags type with five American dollars to just throw away every month, not only will you get access to all the above, but you will also get access to a new novel chapter every month.

FUCKLORD

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For ten American dollars a month you get all the above PLUS full un-segmented PDFs of the novels I have posted so far.

EXECUTIVE TIER

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For a thousand dollars a month, each month I will send you a picture of me in a bathtub full of your money.

Note: This reward tier does not include any of the previous rewards.
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LIL FUCKER

$1
/ creation
Join
For 1 dollar per month you get access to my whole archive of swears (except for the most recent one), plus some other random posts and the warm glow of philanthropy.

FUCKLAD

$3
/ creation
Join
As a person who has made a living cursing on the internet for the past six years, I am better at swearing than I am at literally anything else. Each month, for the price of a cup of coffee, I will send you a brand new swear or an essay on advanced swearing techniques. Use this forbidden knowledge to alienate your friends, dismantle your enemies, and express your displeasure at being short one cup of coffee this month. (Includes access to the latest Swear of the Month, plus the full archives)
MOST POPULAR

FUCKDAD

$5
/ creation
Join
If you are some sort of Uncle Pennybags type with five American dollars to just throw away every month, not only will you get access to all the above, but you will also get access to a new novel chapter every month.

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About Cory O'Brien

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$280.08 of $500 per creation
If I somehow make it to a thousand dollars a month, I will start doing some Swears of the Month in video form.
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 173 exclusive posts
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 173 exclusive posts
79
Images
10
Links
85
Writings

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