Tracy Schorn

Tracy Schorn

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Foot Soldier

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A Foot Soldier in the Chump Revolution, you get podcasts! (Hear what I sound like. Midwestern. Like Fargo meets Methodist church basement potlucks. Only with F bombs.)

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A Captain in the Chump Revolution, you get podcasts and live-stream "Ask Me Anything" video sessions!
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General

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As a General in the Chump Revolution, you get forum access, all perks, AND with a year's blog support, I will draw a cartoon of your cheating ex. (Or your cat, if you're at meh.)
Exclusive quarterly merch
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Sticker, Mug, Totebag and Hoodie to keep your spirits up!
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When I reach 1000 patrons, you all officially own me -- I can be a full-time Chump Lady. That means more content, more cartoons, more personal engagement, and more time to tilt at that RIC windmill. 
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