Dan Falconer

Dan Falconer

Creating amazing (fantasy) novels, web applications, and crafty stuff.

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PS. The bad spelling is part of the joke.

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About Dan Falconer

I'm a creator of awesomeness, and can (arbitrarily) consider myself among the Geek Elite (tm).(Note: the higher tiers are a work in progress.)

I've been told I'm a Great Storyteller (tm).

So I write books.  If you know me, at least one of these should be familiar (in title at least; hint: it's #1 on the unordererd list).  In no particular order:::
  • Legend of the Guardian (Book I of the Dark Wars series)
  • The Upper Hand
  • Balthazar Nine (Book ? of the "Akion" series/universe)
  • "Raz Barleth" (Book ? of the "Books of The Thrax"; a.k.a. "The Sorcerer that Broke GorgaThrax")
  • "Parallels" or "The Accident"
  • ...
  • "Owyn Swedre: A Biography - by Ben Saleoner" (a.k.a. Tales from the Psych Ward)

I also grok (web) applications. (That means I make them; it is totally not a misappropriation of "grok".)  You may have heard of some of them:::
  • TTORP (a.k.a. "Table Top RolePlaying", a.k.a. "the Battle Tracker That Never Got Past The Character Sheet Phase")
  • CS-CMS (a.k.a. An Attempt at Making Wordpress Not Suck by writing my own from scratch after trying to read their s***ty code)
  • "Project Hobbit Walk" (a.k.a. "A Co-opting of the 'Hobbit Walk' Thing from Nerd Fitness")

I make other stuff too.  For instance:::
  • I make wood
  • I make silly puns
  • Also...
  • custom jewelry
  • keychains from broken/obsolete computers (and ones that are worthy of my hatred)
  • custom crochet snowflakes (I mean, I supply the shiny inner disc for MoM's creations)
  • fidget spinners from recycled styrofoam (currently in the planning stage)

But I also need help. It costs money to keep some of these things running, like application servers.  And really, at this point, I just mean TTORP.
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