Drew Toothpaste

Drew Toothpaste

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"I Don't Want You To Quit Making Stuff"

$3
/ month
Pledge $3 a month ($0.10 a day) and you'll be helping to keep The Worst Things For Sale and our comics online. We can't make much on affiliate, advertising, or merch sales anymore, so this is essential to us. 
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Drew & Natalie Live!

$10
/ month
At this funding level, still only $0.30 per day, you'll be invited to a secret monthly online gathering where Drew will live-stream on Twitch or FB Live. We'll post the URL here, or you can just follow @drewtoothpaste on Facebook & Twitter, and you'll be notified there too. You can ask questions, if you want, or just chat. No pressure. Just fun.


A pledge at this level would be a significant part of the monthly funding that helps keep our sites online & functional. But.....

T-SHIRT CLUB!!!

$25
/ month
THIS IS THE LEVEL YOU WANT.

At this level we will send you a brand-new, silkscreened (NOT digitally printed!) shirt every 4-6 weeks. These designs will be painstakingly hand-crafted by Drew & Natalie Dee, and will not be available elsewhere. Please MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR T-SHIRT SIZE AND CUT ("men's" / "women's" XS through 3XL) when you subscribe to this.


If you're outside of the USA, you must pledge $35 instead of $25 so I can cover shipping. (It's insanely expensive to ship airmail now, unfortunately, and there's no way around this.)

"I Don't Want You To Quit Making Stuff"

$3
/ month
Pledge $3 a month ($0.10 a day) and you'll be helping to keep The Worst Things For Sale and our comics online. We can't make much on affiliate, advertising, or merch sales anymore, so this is essential to us. 
YOU MIGHT LIKE

Drew & Natalie Live!

$10
/ month
At this funding level, still only $0.30 per day, you'll be invited to a secret monthly online gathering where Drew will live-stream on Twitch or FB Live. We'll post the URL here, or you can just follow @drewtoothpaste on Facebook & Twitter, and you'll be notified there too. You can ask questions, if you want, or just chat. No pressure. Just fun.


A pledge at this level would be a significant part of the monthly funding that helps keep our sites online & functional. But.....

T-SHIRT CLUB!!!

$25
/ month
THIS IS THE LEVEL YOU WANT.

At this level we will send you a brand-new, silkscreened (NOT digitally printed!) shirt every 4-6 weeks. These designs will be painstakingly hand-crafted by Drew & Natalie Dee, and will not be available elsewhere. Please MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR T-SHIRT SIZE AND CUT ("men's" / "women's" XS through 3XL) when you subscribe to this.


If you're outside of the USA, you must pledge $35 instead of $25 so I can cover shipping. (It's insanely expensive to ship airmail now, unfortunately, and there's no way around this.)

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About Drew Toothpaste

Goals
93% complete
This goal covers the monthly cost of keeping all 40+ of our websites online. It pays for leasing costs of hardware plus distributed cloud services, database and code work done by third parties. Achieving this goal would free up many of the hours we spend each week working on technical issues and allow us to spend more of our time writing and drawing.

We used to sell t-shirts, but as they became unprofitable, it was impossible to keep the sites running. We operated them at a loss until Patreon came along - your donation is the ONLY thing keeping Married To The Sea, Toothpaste For Dinner & The Worst Things For Sale updating daily!
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 103 exclusive posts
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 103 exclusive posts
80
Images
12
Links
14
Writings
4
Videos

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