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Look we love everyone in the Dumpster Fire Diving Family, but we definitely have favorites. This is a pay-to-play family and your new dads have expensive taste. You Trash Bin Barons and Baronesses, your life is headed in the right direction and you are just now starting to prove your loyalty to your new family. I mean you’re definitely doing better than your freeloading brothers and sisters out there who don’t even get access to exclusive monthly Patreon-only episodes. Want to garner more of our attention and affection, consider joining some of our higher tiers for more content. But we are all about setting low expectations and underdelivering, so we relate to you guys and understand why you’re not trying to achieve more. Sign up today, help us keep the content flowing.

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Look we love everyone in the Dumpster Fire Diving Family, but we definitely have favorites. This is a pay-to-play family and your new dads have expensive taste. You Landfill Lords, you’re the middle child, you’re getting less attention than you deserve but it is all we can bring ourselves to give at this time. That doesn’t mean we don’t love you; I mean you have plenty of freeloading brothers and sisters out there who don’t get to access exclusive monthly Patreon-only episodes or qualify for our monthly AM(a)A discord channel. So, join up today, help us keep bringing you the mediocre content that you can’t help but love.
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Look we love everyone in the Dumpster Fire Diving Family, but we definitely have favorites. This is a pay-to-play family and your new dads have expensive taste. That is why we elevate all of our Saints of Sanitation on our wall of honor on our website, dumpsterfirediving.com. We also give you monthly shout-outs on the podcast and other benefits. So what are you waiting for? Become our patron, one of the elite few that helps us to keep bringing content to you and your freeloading brothers and sisters.

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About Dumpster Fire Diving Podcast

Welcome you fucking Trashbags to Dumpster Fire Diving™, your new favorite podcast! We are glad to have you here on our Patreon page. Please visit our website, dumpsterfirediving.com, and join your new family. It’s not a great family, it’s definitely very pay-to-play and we have our favorites. There’s some shit talk, some snickering behind each other’s back but at the end of the day we still family. By taking this step and joining one of our Patreon tiers you are helping us in our efforts to keep delivering mediocre content despite the lack of financial support we are receiving from your freeloading brothers and sisters.

So join up and start alienating your friends and family with how much you talk about the show. Slowly but surely this alienation will grow your dependence on us, your new family. And the best way to provide for your family is by becoming a Patreon member. Regardless of whether you're a lowly Trash Bin Baron/Baroness, a glorious Landfill Lord, or a magnanimous Saint of Sanitation, your contribution helps us towards our goal of shedding the shackles of society and buy a compound in total isolation where our family can thrive. Little St. James can be ours for the reasonable price of ~$69.0mm. All tiers gain access to exclusive episodes only available to our Patreon subscribers.

So what the fuck are you waiting for? Join up today and help support additional content before time runs out and we are driven into a state of megalomania that ultimately results in our arrest and the inevitable launch of the world's most successful prison podcast. If you’re not ready to commit check out our website, dumpsterfirediving.com or listen to us on your favorite streaming platform. Or maybe just go fuck yourselves, either way, we’re going to keep putting this shit out!

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