Farting Cows Strength

Farting Cows Strength

Creating Diet and Strength Content

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This tier is for those that enjoy my content and would like to support my work.


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In addition to the much appreciated general support of my efforts, this level includes one consultation (30 minutes) with myself per month.

This would be appropriate for those who want some input as they implement my recommendations and have specific questions or concerns.

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You will receive up to two, 30 minute calls per month and receive exclusive email support.  For those that are very serious and need a lot of input, this is appropriate.  Basically, I nitpick the shit out of your diet and routine.

About Farting Cows Strength


I am Farting Cows, also known as "FC". 

Do you want to get shredded?
Do you want to be a powerhouse in the gym?
Do you want women to crave your physique?
Do you want to be competitive and make huge improvements in your health and strength?

Everyone else tells you how to do it and you make short-term progress only.  With me, you will make long-lasting gains that are simple to maintain.

I refuse to starve myself or do hours of cardio on end.  You absolutely can have your hunger satiated throughout the day WHILE LOSING WEIGHT and still having the energy to crush your previous records in the gym. 

Please consider the support tiers and let's shred together.
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