Fire the Canon

Fire the Canon

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About Fire the Canon

Greetings! We're Rachel, Jackie, and Theo of Fire the Canon. 

We want to produce the highest-quality content we can, as often as possible and with all of the fun extras we can come up with to share with you.

Producing good work that's worthy of your listens does take time and funding. We've been humbled to receive requests to help support this show, so we made this Patreon account as part of a commitment to giving you the best show we can. 

We're so excited to grow our community with you and look forward to hearing your suggestions and requests for exclusive merch and perks - we've already had at least one request for an Elpenor 2024 shirt, so look out for that!


Rachel: Located in Durham, NC. She studied literature and law (but she doesn't know anything about topics that don't start with 'L'). Favorite authors: "I can't narrow it down, sorry." 

Jackie: Located in Cincinnati, OH. She studied psychology and medical genetics (don't send her baby photos - she WILL diagnose your kid with something). Favorite authors: "Kurt Vonnegut. Banana Yoshimoto. Fyodor Dostoevsky." 


Theo: Located in Houston, TX.  He's studying music composition (DO ask him about his favorite Kanye album). Favorite authors: "I don't know books but I liked that 100 Years of Solitude a lot. Who wrote them book?"

Thanks to everyone who took the time to read this - your support means so much to us.

Rachel, Jackie, and Theo
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We will do a miniseries on Twilight.  Yes, you saw that right!  Is it a modern classic?  Is it as bad as Rachel thought it was as a teen?  We will let you know.
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