The Fool's Gallery

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The Slightly Foolish

$1
per creation
The slightly foolish will be given a hearty thank you, by name, at the beginning of an episode. 

The True Fools

$10
per creation
For your true foolery of pledging $10, you will receive access to a secret episode of The Endless Ocean that explores the personal, political, and romantic story of Alvera Senetra, the scholar who translates Max Landau's journals. Set 100 years in the future, these episodes are an absolute must have if you want to know more about the world The Alabaster Queen left behind. 

A Portrait Up In The Fool’s Gallery

$20
per creation
These most historic fools of the Fool's Gallery will receive a physical copy of Book 1 of The Endless Ocean, complete with a personal note of thanks written in the inside cover. This book will be sent directly to your door after all chapters of book 1 have premiered. 

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About The Fool's Gallery

Hello and welcome to the Fool’s Gallery Patreon page.  

If you’re here then you have most likely listened to our viral podcast sensations The Phone Booth and The Endless Ocean, and we really can’t thank you enough for that. We had the time of our lives making those both shows, and it is our deepest hope that we can continue making similar content for your enjoyment.

Yes, you heard us right. We are planning on creating podcasts from now until the sun burns out, and we’re all too frozen to enjoy a good story.

But in order to get to that cheery end, we need your help.

Though it is important to us that all Fool’s Gallery content remains free, it unfortunately is not free to make.

So, if you like our stories, please become part of the process and throw us a little dough.

But first, a little info.
 
Who are we? 
By we I mean me. The Fool's Gallery is a large collection of one. Me. I’m Keenan. Hi!

I’m a writer who moved out to LA five years ago to write screenplays but quickly ran into the problem of budget. Namely, you can’t shoot a superhero epic on no budget and in your living room.

So I’ve pivoted to podcasts, where I can tell the big budget stories I want to tell, but cheaply… and still out of my living room.

Why are you doing this? What’s wrong with you? Who hurt you? Go home, ya dunce.
Hmm, that last one wasn’t really a question but a fair point. The short of it is that I love creating stories, all I've ever really wanted is to create a story that did well enough to help there be a next story.

That is the hope of The Fool’s Gallery. To garner enough listeners, and to raise enough money so I can continue to create, continue to tell stories, and continue to entertain you.

Let’s talk about money.  
Ugh, money do we have to? Yes, unfortunately we do. And though it's awkward and weird, money is the whole reason you’ve read this far, and the whole reason I created it in the first place.

So, here’s the deal. In order to continue creating these podcasts, The Fool's Gallery Patreon page will operate on a monthly payment schedule. This means that we will only receive payment at the beginning of each month. 

And that's all. Pretty simply right?

How else do you make money?
We here at the Fool's Gallery all have full time jobs. Our hope is that someday this site will allow us to create podcasts full time, but alas this baby is still just a baby.

Anything else?
Yup - THANK YOU!!! You are the best, and stories don’t mean anything without an audience to experience them. You give meaning to our work, and we could not do it without you. Thank you.
Goals
$68.14 of $600 per creation
  • Our goal is to make the best podcasts with the highest production quality possible. Everything made from Patreon goes right back into the podcast, allowing us to hire actors, sound designers, and the rights to music. $600 would go a long way into leveling up The Endless Ocean in production quality. 
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 35 exclusive posts
11
Audio releases
18
Images
17
Links
4
Writings

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