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Thank you for betraying your own bourgeois interests by helping fund an independent comedy and culture zine. As a thank you, the Central Committee will send you a fun little item from our merch store a couple times a year. A tribute to the special little manor lord you are, piggie. We’ll be redistributing your wealth to our contributors whose labor has provided you with enough entertainment to consider skipping your nightly apéritif, whatever the fuck that is.
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  • Early Access to Each Issue
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