
Functionally Dead
Functionally Dead
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Tip Jar


$1
/ monthJust a tip to help keep Functionally Dead running. The zine will ALWAYS be free, but thanks to support from freaks like you, we'll be able to regularly feature more work from new, diverse contributors and compensate them for their labor.
- Solidarity Forever
MOST POPULAR
The Real Freaks


$5
/ monthWow you love Func Dead this much? You are a freak and we love you! Your support is used to pay guest artists and contributors. In addition to our dying gratitude, you’ll get each issue a day early.
- Solidarity Forever
- Early Access to Each Issue
The Class Traitors


$8
/ monthThank you for betraying your own bourgeois interests by helping fund an independent comedy and culture zine. As a thank you, the Central Committee will send you a fun little item from our merch store a couple times a year. A tribute to the special little manor lord you are, piggie. We’ll be redistributing your wealth to our contributors whose labor has provided you with enough entertainment to consider skipping your nightly apéritif, whatever the fuck that is.
- Solidarity Forever
- Early Access to Each Issue
- Thank you Gift
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