J. Robert Deans

J. Robert Deans

Creating Children's Books, Stories, Artwork, and More!

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I'M JUST HERE FOR THE ART

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You like my artwork...let's not overcomplicate things!

When you join this tier, you will...

  • be thanked in all Crass Fed Kids published books

  • receive via emaila bi-weekly Art Digest of nearly everything I've drawn over those two weeks, and

  • get a monthly PDF collection of my almost daily Warm-Up sketchbook pages

Thank you!

BEHIND THE SCENES

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$6
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You're a fan of me, DFP, and you want to know more. This tier has you covered!

When you join this tier, you will...

  • receive a bi-weekly Behind the Scenes update

  • have early access to any private art or blog posts

  • get voting privileges in all polls

  • receive the Quarterly Patron Perks Pack with stickers, mini prints, and more

  • also receive the rewards from the previous Tier!

Thank you!

SATURDAY MATINEE

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$12
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SATURDAY MATINEE is the home of Grand Punwick Mystery Theater, my homage to the serials and soft-boiled noir of the 1940s. Nearly every week (I take a couple of weeks off for coffee breaks), I send a new chapter in an adventure featuring Dash & Dottie (my Thin Man homage), The Countess (my take on the thief with a heart of gold character), or the Empress of the Skies (a nod to the sci-fi adventure serials of the WW2 era). For more details on each, visit grandpunwickmysterytheater.com

When you join this tier, you will...

  • have full access to all Grand Punwick Mystery Theater stories and their archives

  • Get PDFs of all new Crass Fed Kids / DFP books

  • receive all the rewards from previous levels as well!

Thank you!

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About J. Robert Deans

Hi!

I’m J. Robert Deans, and I write, draw, and – most importantly – self-publish children’s books. The funds from this Patreon helps to produce, print, and distribute my books, and the books I create with my wife and Kidlet as Deans Family Productions. As it grows, it will even start paying us for our work creating these worlds and stories.

Our characters and the world they inhabit, named Grand Punwick, are a passion project which we hope can bring a little joy into a child’s life with every story we release. Our Patreon supporters make that possible, and we reward that support with exclusive access, snail-mailed goodies, and more, to make our patrons feel a part of the Grand Punwick community!

Thank you for taking time out of your day to learn more about us, which you can do at grandpunwick.com. We look forward to seeing you come back and joining our family of supporters who share our belief that the world can be made a better place with a good book, a bad pun, and a smiling child.

Become a PUN PAL today!

Cheers!

~R

(Oh - since you got this far - I collect addresses from all tiers because even if you don't sign up for a tier with regular mailings, I like to send out goodies - thank you gifts - from time to time to all Patrons. Cheers!)
Goals
27 of 50 patrons
Having 50 Patrons - at the current rough breakdown across the levels - would give us enough to cover the annual cost of both the URLs and basic web hosting!  (When this goal is reached, I will create a gift thanking all of the Patrons signed up on the day we hit this goal!)
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 472 exclusive posts
22
Audio releases
1,458
Images
3
Links
10
Polls
103
Writings
3
Videos

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