Wow, that's nice. Each one of you will be sponsoring about half an hour of me writing every month (ever heard of the Pomodoro technique?) I'll tell you which bit is yours, and publish your name in the acknowledgement section. I hope that makes you feel wonderful. You deserve that and more (maybe I'll come up with more creative rewards). For a start, you'll get a handwritten letter of thanks, anything I publish on paper, and access to a monthly webcast. I'm sure we'll have a blast.

Here you are, wondering what else could a girl want? What about a group of people just happy to help me write? There's no special reward here, just you helping me, and me being very thankful. I won't even ask you for a shipping address, because my love for you will be EVERYWHERE.

Wow, that'll give me some serious time to write every month. You'll get it before everyone else does. Maybe some stuff that no-one else gets too. It'll be a literary secret between you and me. Probably a poem inspired by your generosity, with my best calligraphy. I'm limiting this to twenty, one per working day… once a month it will be your day.

This is serious. I could probably quit some boring stuff I don't want to do and WRITE for HOURS every day, if you exist. If there's more than one you I could even, I don't know, be a full time writer, have time with my children, sleep at night, have a shower every day, get someone to massage my neck when it cramps from typing, pay artists to collaborate with me, that sort of thing. Amazing. The reward, for you? You'll be the one making it possible, and because you want to do this crazy thing for me, that'll be enough for you. Yet I'll happily take you for dinner at least once every season (probably more if you live close), keep you posted of whatever you want to know via Skype, or SMS, or whatever you prefer, and generally get to know you because you, my dear, you rock.

You, my friend, are legendary. We're talking about changing my life forever, here. I'll get my stuff scanned in high resolution… and then I'll keep the scan and give you the original, my dear life-altering friend. I'll write love letters to you in purple ink. I'll send them wherever you are in the world in golden envelopes with random presents. I'll travel the world to give them to you in person. I'll write your name in the snow on Mount Fuji, if that's your thing. I'll publish my stuff in the most beautiful, sustainable, elegantly designed mediums ever invented, thanks to you.