Probing Ancient Aliens

is creating Podcasts about Ancient Aliens, Conspiracies, & the Paranormal!

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Just Experimenting

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(February 2019 Only) 2 Patreon-Exclusive Podcasts and a big swollen "Thank You!" for supporting our...shall we say "unique tastes."

You're new at this, but we respect and appreciate your OPEN-ness to try new things! We're hoping to guide you from "I'll try anything once" to "You're going to be my regular Tuesday night thing!"

You're So Koind!

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At least 2 EXCLUSIVE PODCASTS per month! As the "main tier" you'll be the first to listen, vote, interact, and provide feedback to us! Plus, participate in exclusive Q & A's and get a 'Thank You!' at the end of every regular episode of Probing Ancient Aliens and the Patreon Exclusives!

Just like David Hatcher Childress knows that our Alien Daddies just want us to be ascend, be koind to each other, and...'be loik them!' so, too, are you fulfilling your galactic destiny of supporting our journey and our quest toward enlightenment by probing every dark corner of the universe.

Deeper & Deeper...

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You are no longer merely an amateur-lapser...but a boner-fide PROLAPSER! We'll read your names out at the end of every show so you know just how inside / into you we are.




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About Probing Ancient Aliens

Welcome to the Probing Ancient Aliens Patreon! This extraterrestrial extravaganza and unidentified craft full of conspiracy theories is dedicated to YOU - the fans of Steve & Joey, who each week explore everyone's favorite show about Ancient Astronaut well the lovable, quirky researchers who evangelize it. 

If you're a loyal listener to our Podcast, but are craving EVEN MORE of our unique content inside you, then please support us here with your hard earned space-credits! For your much-appreciated money you'll receive up to and including:

- At least 2 EXCLUSIVE PODCASTS per MONTH! Many of these will pertain to the Ancient  Aliens Cinematic Universe and its denizens, but you'll also be the FIRST to hear NEW PODCASTS about the Parnormal: Ghosts, Cryptozoology, Conspiracies and anything else in the world of weird.

- Stickers, T-shirts, Pins, and potentially other space-swag (COMING SOON)

- More Event-based content, as this monetary input will enable us to attend more Conventions which, of course, we'll turn into more episodes for you!

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