Psychic Dolphin Garage

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Charlie will get a bonus surgery. We can negotiate which surgery, in case one of the awful body horror bits from the show is actually doing it for you. Charlie would like FFS and to get her tongue split, so start there if you're not sure.

Oh, and you also get a bonus episode every week.




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About Psychic Dolphin Garage

Psychic Dolphin Garage is your weekly news-cum-riffing podcast (read as Latin or spunk, both are true). Three online friends who are in a committed parapolysocial relationship (and sometimes guests or one of our cool depreciated hosts) round up the oddball news stories not already covered by Chapo or Minion Death Cult and use that to launch into what we truly care about: gross sex, nonsense riffs, the dread of the collapsing world, and how much capitalism feels bad. On top of that, you're here for the super-secret Patreon episodes which accidentally feature regular stories about piss. Which we cannot help, for capital turns all to excrement!

Wednesday: A new Patreon episode every week!
End of the Month: A new episode of Dolphins & Garages, our D&D podcast!
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New Equipment! 

When we reach $200 per month, we can upgrade our equipment, actually stop using Reaper's unending free trial, and switch from our virgin USB to chad XLR audio interfaces.
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