rap legend Jesse Dangerously

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Patreotism

$1

/ month

For $1, you are supporting me in everything that I give away, & giving me the resources to do the things that help me but don't immediately pay for themselves.

This includes:
• free music
• Spotify/Play/YouTube playlists
• the wit, insight, & umbrage of my writing, hither and thither
• updates on what I & all my cooler friends are doing

You can have everything that this tier gets you without pledging, except for the sure and solemn knowing that I would die without your help.

Oh plus the occasional secret bonus I guess who knows??? Only the $1 Patreots.

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Impatience Is A Virtue

$3

/ month

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Same smug satisfaction as Patreotism, but also you don't have to wait for the monthly release date to hear each of my Rap Hundreds singles!

You will get a download the same day I receive my final mix, even if the cover art isn't ready!

That could mean several in a month for the same three bucks. You might even hear a few that get bumped or replaced, and become Digital Collectors' Items! That would be weird!

I’ll Columbia House You

$5

/ month

Join

You'll get a physical copy of anything I release during the time that you're supporting me at that level.

as soon as your first month’s pledge clears, i’ll start you off with one of any CD, tape, or zine I’ve previously released (and still have)! Then when the next album or EP or zine thing or single rolls around, it’s headed to you like a ROCKET.

Even if a label puts it out and can't afford to give me a bunch of free copies for this purpose, I will walk to the STORE in a SNOW STORM and I will BUY you a copy and have the CONFUSED STORE CLERK autograph it for you! And mail it to your house! HAPPILY.

Patreotism

$1

/ month

Join

For $1, you are supporting me in everything that I give away, & giving me the resources to do the things that help me but don't immediately pay for themselves.

This includes:
• free music
• Spotify/Play/YouTube playlists
• the wit, insight, & umbrage of my writing, hither and thither
• updates on what I & all my cooler friends are doing

You can have everything that this tier gets you without pledging, except for the sure and solemn knowing that I would die without your help.

Oh plus the occasional secret bonus I guess who knows??? Only the $1 Patreots.

YOU MIGHT LIKE

Impatience Is A Virtue

$3

/ month

Join

Same smug satisfaction as Patreotism, but also you don't have to wait for the monthly release date to hear each of my Rap Hundreds singles!

You will get a download the same day I receive my final mix, even if the cover art isn't ready!

That could mean several in a month for the same three bucks. You might even hear a few that get bumped or replaced, and become Digital Collectors' Items! That would be weird!

I’ll Columbia House You

$5

/ month

Join

You'll get a physical copy of anything I release during the time that you're supporting me at that level.

as soon as your first month’s pledge clears, i’ll start you off with one of any CD, tape, or zine I’ve previously released (and still have)! Then when the next album or EP or zine thing or single rolls around, it’s headed to you like a ROCKET.

Even if a label puts it out and can't afford to give me a bunch of free copies for this purpose, I will walk to the STORE in a SNOW STORM and I will BUY you a copy and have the CONFUSED STORE CLERK autograph it for you! And mail it to your house! HAPPILY.

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About rap legend Jesse Dangerously

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