
Success Express
Success Express
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Half Blood McDuck


With this tier you UNLOCK the secret bonus content podcast. You get to hear programs like Top Ten Films w/ Zach Reino and other life-altering shows! Not to mention you are supporting Success Express, which is fucking amazing. Thank you.
Full Blood McDuck


The main difference in this tier is that you support our show TWICE AS MUCH as those other LOSERS. Obviously you also UNLOCK the secret bonus content podcast where you get to hear programs like Top Ten Films w/ Zach Reino and other life-altering shows...but mostly, you're just showing us that you actually appreciate Success Express and want it to last forever. Which means you don't half ass anything in life. You're a full blood McDuck. Thank you for your support.
Bloodhound McDuck Hybrid


OH OK, IT'S LIKE THAT?! You eat Full Blood McDucks for brunch! You get to hear the secret bonus programs like Top Ten Films w/ Zach Reino and other life-altering shows AND you're showing us that unlike those other tiers, you would rather have hours of Success Express to listen to than eat a burrito. And trust us, that goes a long way. We won't soon forget it.
Half Blood McDuck


With this tier you UNLOCK the secret bonus content podcast. You get to hear programs like Top Ten Films w/ Zach Reino and other life-altering shows! Not to mention you are supporting Success Express, which is fucking amazing. Thank you.
Full Blood McDuck


The main difference in this tier is that you support our show TWICE AS MUCH as those other LOSERS. Obviously you also UNLOCK the secret bonus content podcast where you get to hear programs like Top Ten Films w/ Zach Reino and other life-altering shows...but mostly, you're just showing us that you actually appreciate Success Express and want it to last forever. Which means you don't half ass anything in life. You're a full blood McDuck. Thank you for your support.
Bloodhound McDuck Hybrid


OH OK, IT'S LIKE THAT?! You eat Full Blood McDucks for brunch! You get to hear the secret bonus programs like Top Ten Films w/ Zach Reino and other life-altering shows AND you're showing us that unlike those other tiers, you would rather have hours of Success Express to listen to than eat a burrito. And trust us, that goes a long way. We won't soon forget it.