The Greatest Song Ever Sung (Poorly)

The Greatest Song Ever Sung (Poorly)

Creating the internet's second favorite karaoke podcast, apparently.

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Polite Clapping

$3
per month

If you want to simply say "hey, thanks for the new content and the catalogue content!" this is the tier for you.  If you'd buy either of us a beer if you saw us in a bar, saw us once a month and bought one every month, that's what this tier would be. You also get whatever irregular bonus content we issue on the Patreon RSS feed.

  • Polite Clapping
  • Bonus episodes

Singer's Club

$5
per month

Here's where the fun really starts. you'll get:

  • A patron shoutout in the next episode for signing up

  • An .MP4 karaoke version of "Gasoline" by Ben Dumm & the Deviants (our theme song)

  • The friends-family-and-accomplices promo code for merch coming from Spring in our store

  • Sporadic bonus content (outtakes, mini-episodes, etc)

  • Patron shout-out
  • Bonus episodes
  • Digital downloads

Karaoke Pregame Hangouts

$15
per month

In addition to all benefits from previous tiers, this one adds:

  • Patreon-exclusive merch!

  • a monthly Zoom call with Adam and Ed (and sometimes guests)

Here are the other benefits:

  • A patron shoutout in the next episode for signing up

  • An .MP4 karaoke version of "Gasoline" by Ben Dumm & the Deviants (our theme song)

  • The friends-family-and-accomplices promo code for merch coming from Spring in our store

  • Sporadic bonus content (outtakes, mini-episodes, etc)

  • Monthly AMAs
  • Patron shout-out
  • Get Some Merch!
  • Digital downloads
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  • Exclusive Mug - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive T-shirt - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive Poster - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive Sticker - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!

Associate Producer and Bad Idea Bear

$20
per month

Everything mentioned before--so many things! Plus:

  • a shoutout in each and every episode

  • episode topic suggestions

  • exclusive, Patreon-only merch

Here are the other benefits:

  • A patron shoutout in the next episode for signing up

  • An .MP4 karaoke version of "Gasoline" by Ben Dumm & the Deviants (our theme song)

  • The friends-family-and-accomplices promo code for merch coming from Spring in our store

  • Sporadic bonus content (outtakes, mini-episodes, etc)

  • a monthly Zoom call with Adam and Ed (and sometimes guests)

  • Monthly AMAs
  • Fan requests
  • Get Some Merch!
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Poster - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive Sticker - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive T-shirt - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive Mug - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!

Executive Producer: You Like Us Too Much

Limited (2 remaining)
$250
per month

And because of that, you can have it all. Look, we really don't expect you to do this one. You probably *shouldn't* do this one. That'd be ridiculous. But if you do, you get everything in the previous tiers, a shoutout as an Executive Producer each and every episode, and Adam and Ed will schedule a trip to your town (in the continental United States) or someplace near it and take you to karaoke and buy you drinks, and they'll sing whatever you want to sing if you stay on this tier for a full year.

Everything mentioned before--so many things! Plus:

  • a shoutout in each and every episode

  • episode topic suggestions

  • exclusive, Patreon-only merch

  • a logo t-shirt (as soon as you sign up)

  • Sporadic bonus content (outtakes, mini-episodes, etc)

  • a monthly Zoom call with Adam and Ed (and sometimes guests)

  • A patron shoutout in the next episode for signing up

  • An .MP4 karaoke version of "Gasoline" by Ben Dumm & the Deviants (our theme song)

  • The friends-family-and-accomplices promo code for merch coming from Spring in our store

  • Monthly AMAs
  • Polite Clapping
  • Patron shout-out
  • Fan requests
  • Digital downloads
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Mug - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive Sticker - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive T-shirt - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!
  • Exclusive Poster - Patreon-exclusive merch! Not available on site!

About The Greatest Song Ever Sung (Poorly)

Listen, we love karaoke. You love karaoke (we're assuming--you wouldn't be here after we announced it otherwise). If you want to support us and help us keep making all this karaoke content, this is a great way to do it. 

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