VOCAB MALONEis creating urban apologetics content w/edge, humor, & thoughtfulness
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Han Solo (Harrison Ford, original)
-- Benefits include all previous tiers
-- Additional cool factor of being known as OG Han Solo
(two people at this tier, one is "younger" Han, the other Force Awakens "older" Han)
You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as BOBA FETT, the iconic bounty hunter who first made his appearance in The Empire Strikes Back. Only three people can earn this reward (Boba Fett, Jango, his father, AND one simply named THE MANDALORIAN).
If you do this, you earn everything aforementioned. And ... since you are being so epic, we'll discuss details and figure out what works best for you for the rest (I'll want to truly discern, what do YOU want out of this?). I'll do my best to be flexible and oblige (within godly reason, of course).
Only two Sith there can be. No more. No less.
(ONE OF YOU IS VADER SANS HELMET @ THE END OF ROTJ)
You receive all the previous rewards. GEORGE LUCAS will always be THE MAN, but Disney owns Star Wars now ... and makes more money. That's gotta count for something, right? Only one person can earn this reward.
You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as GEORGE LUCAS. Only TWO people can earn this reward. The man is the visionary force behind the greatest trilogy of all time. You can be him ... sans the billions.
(the first patron is Original Trilogy Licas, the second is Prequel Trilogy Lucas. Not as good, but still better than Disney LOL)
I know it may seem odd to have THE EMPEROR ahead of Lucas and everyone else. But if you watch the Prequels, it's clear THE EMPEROR was the one who was always really running the whole show.
You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as EMPEROR PALPATINE (first Patron is the Emperor, second is Darth Sidious, third is Senator Palpatine)
About VOCAB MALONE
I have been directly involved in apologetics evangelism and ministry for over a decade. I always scraped by and felt strange asking for support. I felt uncomfortable receiving support when it was offered. But I have been given a new vision. I realize what the Lord can really do with ministries like these on a global scale if we are diligent (and even when we're not sometimes), for God is gracious. I have been challenged by new and longtime friends to move to a higher level. Excellence requires time. Excellence requires creativity. Excellence requires support ... hence, PATRONS!
This is where you and I connect. If you are blessed by the way me and the squad of crazy apologists I collaborate with "do things", consider becoming part of THE TEAM. If you believe a sometimes odd and off-beat style is needed in apologetics ministry, consider making it happen! You've seen what we (me and the crazy squad) can do when we go all out, when the creative juices are flowing, and when the Lord blesses us as we move in Him.
With you having my back, I can do more. What would it look like to have this urban theologian / street apologist guy unfettered and free? What will happen if I am blessed enough to enact all the wild ideas floating around inside? If the full range is allowed ... buckle up. Yes, my methods will look different at times, but isn't that what's needed?
The time is right for raw and creative apologetics with an "Internet sensibility". If you agree, sign up to join this crazy weird squad of believers. Let's glorify God together in a unique but authentic way. I want to do it right (pray for me, ya'll).
If we can pull this off together ... what should you expect? MORE powerful videos, MORE collaborations with other apologists, MORE live social media events, MORE skits, MORE theological parodies, MORE polemical satire, MORE debates and presentations, MORE street encounters, and yes, MORE content in written form. I'm working on a second book, tentatively titled, "DO YOUR RESEARCH!"
Soli Deo Gloria
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