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About VOCAB MALONE

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I have been directly involved in apologetics evangelism and ministry for over a decade. I always scraped by and felt strange asking for support. I felt uncomfortable receiving support when it was offered. But I have been given a new vision. I realize what the Lord can really do with ministries like these on a global scale if we are diligent (and even when we're not sometimes), for God is gracious. I have been challenged by new and longtime friends to move to a higher level. Excellence requires time. Excellence requires creativity. Excellence requires support ... hence, PATRONS!

This is where you and I connect. If you are blessed by the way me and the squad of crazy apologists I collaborate with "do things", consider becoming part of THE TEAM. If you believe a sometimes odd and off-beat style is needed in apologetics ministry, consider making it happen! You've seen what we (me and the crazy squad) can do when we go all out, when the creative juices are flowing, and when the Lord blesses us as we move in Him. 

With you having my back, I can do more. What would it look like to have this urban theologian / street apologist guy unfettered and free? What will happen if I am blessed enough to enact all the wild ideas floating around inside? If the full range is allowed ... buckle up. Yes, my methods will look different at times, but isn't that what's needed? 

The time is right for raw and creative apologetics with an "Internet sensibility". If you agree, sign up to join this crazy weird squad of believers. Let's glorify God together in a unique but authentic way. I want to do it right (pray for me, ya'll).

If we can pull this off together ... what should you expect? MORE powerful videos, MORE collaborations with other apologists, MORE live social media events, MORE skits, MORE theological parodies, MORE polemical satire, MORE debates and presentations, MORE street encounters, and yes, MORE content in written form. I'm working on a second book, tentatively titled, "DO YOUR RESEARCH!"

Soli Deo Gloria
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