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REBEL SQUAD

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You get a public social media shout out at least once a month. 
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You are invited to a monthly video chat w/all the other Jedi. *plus all other previous rewards*
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Call me Spider-Man. Because now I can stick to things.

MASTER SQUAD

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$20
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IF YOU REQUEST IT, you and I have a phone call once a year (you gotta ask). I'll give you exclusive updates, news, and information. We can pray together. *plus all other previous rewards*
Exclusive Sticker
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Call me Spider-Man. Because now I can stick to things.

Han Solo (Harrison Ford, original)

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$40
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Han Solo may not be a Jedi, but he is much cooler than all of them.
-- Benefits include all previous tiers
-- Additional cool factor of being known as OG Han Solo
(two people at this tier, one is "younger" Han, the other Force Awakens "older" Han)
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Boba Fett

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You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as BOBA FETT, the iconic bounty hunter who first made his appearance in The Empire Strikes Back. Only three people can earn this reward (Boba Fett, Jango, his father, AND one simply named THE MANDALORIAN).

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Chewbacca

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You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as CHEWIE, the WOOKIE sidekick. Only one person can earn this reward. Granted, he may have less "power" than the Jedi, but he's WAY more lovable!
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Post a poster where you post up after the postman delivers.

SITH LEVEL

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If you do this, you earn everything aforementioned. And ... since you are being so epic, we'll discuss details and figure out what works best for you for the rest (I'll want to truly discern, what do YOU want out of this?). I'll do my best to be flexible and oblige (within godly reason, of course).

Only two Sith there can be. No more. No less.

(ONE OF YOU IS VADER SANS HELMET @ THE END OF ROTJ)

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It's a mug so when you thug you can drink your MUG Root Beer

Darth "Disney"

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$125
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You receive all the previous rewards. GEORGE LUCAS will always be THE MAN, but Disney owns Star Wars now ... and makes more money. That's gotta count for something, right? Only one person can earn this reward.

Exclusive Mug
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It's a mug so when you thug you can drink your MUG Root Beer

GEORGE LUCAS

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$150
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You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as GEORGE LUCAS. Only TWO people can earn this reward. The man is the visionary force behind the greatest trilogy of all time. You can be him ... sans the billions.

(the first patron is Original Trilogy Licas, the second is Prequel Trilogy Lucas. Not as good, but still better than Disney LOL)

Exclusive Mug
Fulfilled by Patreon
It's a mug so when you thug you can drink your MUG Root Beer

THE EMPEROR

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$175
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I know it may seem odd to have THE EMPEROR ahead of Lucas and everyone else. But if you watch the Prequels, it's clear THE EMPEROR was the one who was always really running the whole show.

You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as EMPEROR PALPATINE (first Patron is the Emperor, second is Darth Sidious, third is Senator Palpatine)

Exclusive Mug
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It's a mug so when you thug you can drink your MUG Root Beer

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