Your Inner Child Is An Idiot
Your Inner Child Is An Idiot
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The Mega Man
$3/episode? You got: Podcasting Power! And:
Early access to most episodes
Patron-only updates and announcements on upcoming episodes
Access to Patron-only episodes
Access to Patron-only livestreams
A name-check in the show notes of each new episode
Occasionally vote on future podcast topics
The Ralphie Parkers
$5 per episode, you say? A plus plus plus plus plus plus! You get:
A shout-out in the recording of each show
General admission access to any live performances (travel and accommodations not provided for live in-person events)*
Rewards from all lower tiers
*must subscribe for at least 12 episodes - redeemable up to 1x per season
The Steel Magnolias
You're extraordinary, strong and Southern (in spirit, at least). If you drink your juice at this tier, you'll get:
Personalized video shoutout or personalized voicemail greeting from Damon & DJ*
VIP access to any live performances or livestream episodes, including a post-recording meet & greet with Damon & DJ (travel and accommodations not included for live in-person events)*
Rewards from all lower tiers
*must subscribe for at least 6 months - redeemable up to 1x per season